Welp...herpes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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