i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Randomize
