tell your sister to shave her snatch
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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