i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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