I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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