Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just found puke in my bra..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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