honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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