If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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