But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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