that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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