lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
