i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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