whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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