She said her name was "party"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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