So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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