walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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