gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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