Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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