is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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