I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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