Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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