i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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