She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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