i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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