I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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