I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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