Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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