it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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