wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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