Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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