I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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