Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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