Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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