I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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