oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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