She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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