there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
