i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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