i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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