I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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