I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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