: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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