Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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