Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just found puke in my bra..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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