Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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