you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize