i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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