Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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