We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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