dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
