oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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