Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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