I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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