Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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