Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
