His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Randomize