ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
